So… I went to the village coffee morning this morning.
I live in a lovely village, which is mostly inhabited by OAPs. There is a nice community vibe and everyone knows everyone else, and we are all friends, but it’s also like having lots of Grandparents.
“Wow, Haven’t you grown”
“You get bigger every time I see you”
“You’ve changed so much since I last saw you”

It was the last Coffee morning until September 2nd, which annoys my Mother because she is at work until this one, and then she’s back at work when they begin again.
It was actually quite nice to see everyone, as I don’t see them all that often, apart from at Village get-togethers or parties… but everyone does like to state ‘how I’ve grown’.