First of All, bite them to within an inch of their life so when you try and paint them there really isn’t that much to paint.

Secondly, completely miss your nail. 

not even on my nail

Then, try to wipe up the mess and get it all over your fingers. 

wrong side

Finally, splodge it all over your nails, fingers, hands, the floor,  get it all over EVERYTHING. 


Good job! You’ve painted your nails like a true fashionista!
wow professional